hospitalstays:

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school cum

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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

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